Wednesday, December 13, 2006


just after my mum phoned me. Held an awkward conversation with her while stood in the loo waiting desperate to go.
It was big and pleasant and I was thinking about going in to town to do some christmas shopping. It wa sin the downstairs toilet.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006


Pre-hospital, thought I should squeeze one out before going. New shower mat and mat thing that goes around the toilet. Mace, my flatmate, got it from home, along with a musical organ thing and a telly. And posters and stuff for his room. So we now have a lovely widescreen telly. With a lovely sound system. Lovely.

Monday, December 11, 2006


I was thinking about going to hyper value to get some naff christmas lights.
Turned out they don't do them, my flatmate had already tried.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Pretty much half two every day.

I'm starting to worry it's a little bit too regular. It's not real worry though. I couldn't care less when I shit, as long as it comes out without hurting. Which it hasn't. It's all been pretty much the same, lumpy squishy and easy to pass.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Wednesday, 16:00

My mind was elsewhere.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006


Lumpy, sploshy, stinky. Was thinking about the small gap between shitting and being able to smell the shit. Can I tell how smelly it's going to be before the smell hits me, based just on how it feels when it comes out? I might experiment.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Sunday, 14:35, uneventful.

Today, 15:30, was thinking about buying milk.